February 2012
40 posts
I wish fitblrs had been around when I was ill
maybe I would have paid attention to them more than thinspo and saved myself a lot of pain.
This week I discovered that going to the gym in the morning as opposed to the middle of the night is actually AMAZING, gives a huge endorphin rush for hours and hours after and is pretty much the greatest thing I’ve discovered in life since Glastonbury…yeah, I was shocked too!
I was doing...
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Also, as an employee in the Social Media business
I would just like to say I STRONGLY DISAGREE with Tumblr’s little ‘promoted posts’ marketing plan.
I get that they need to make money and that companies are getting essentially free and very effective advertising if they plan their social strategy on Tumblr well, however Tumblr works for businesses because it ISN’T in your face. You choose to follow a brand, you choose to...
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Today it is warm in the UK.
This is a major event for us so I feel it must be mentioned.
This stuffy mild Spring temperature reminds me of college in particular for various reasons so I was going around today thinking all nostalgically about it and getting sad because there’s some nice bits I miss inbetween the mental illness, insomnia and heartbreak-recovery. Fast-forward a bit and I find myself sipping away at a...
Caffeine-free faux punk fatigue: 'Alleged' sexual... →
Sussex Police have today closed an investigation into allegations of a sexual assault against a female student on campus, after being satisfied that there was no evidence to show that such an attack took place.
As I said in my email to you yesterday, this assault was alleged to have taken…
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redlips28 replied to your post: Dilemma indeed!...
Well with that username I feel I have no choice but to trust your advice! ;)
Although with my current lack of funds I’m tempted to just get some red skittles and do things old skool *coughprimaryschool*
or just go round snogging people to steal their lipstick. Would that count as some weird form of kissing-prostitution?
Ehhhh. Desperate times etc etc…
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Painted my nails bitchin’ red
Need the loo
NAIL-DRYING DILEMMA
#femmedayproblems
in other news I’m sad as I just remembered I chucked my red lipstick - last week every single one of my friends mutilated themselves with it while drunk…boooo :(
Too expensive to be a femme. Might have to ignore my femmequeerness for the sake of my student budget…or get myself a sugar...
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My fridge is broken and apparently I'm 'too...
Things that have broken in the last few months: - Boiler - Shower - Roof (which hasn’t been fixed and is probs gonna leak all over my shit soon now it’s raining) - Char’s wardrobe (her fault though) - Oven - Fridge freezer
So like, I’m just waiting for my bed/floor/foundations of the building to collapse and then I guess it’s a full house (ba dum dum dum)
The...
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So I guess tonight’s all-nighter is gonna consist of collecting awesome girl-electro remixes off Hype Machine, cruising Tumblr and attempting to do my reading DJ self-teaching…
Sweet.
Later: Shave head Gym Watch some roller derby - go Brighton Rockers! Falafel&salad&pita Sleeeeeep
Sunday: Tea and cake and readingreadingreading. Sorted.
Must-not-get-stuck-in-pit-of-doom...
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Weird flashback no. 3598458
Something I’ve forgotten for years literally just came flooding back to me for no apparent reason.
When I was 14 the girl who I was in love with, back in the days before she violently protested she was SUPER SUPER STRAIGHT LIKE OMG WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I’M A HOMO?!?!?!!111 etc etc, I swear there was a time where she insisted she had a male persona. Like she told me his name and...
souvenirsandlostluggage replied to your post: This...
Suckssssss :( When people did that to me in school/college I used to just stare and stare and stare at them until they got freaked out. I think people gave up being nasty to me in the end because they were so damn scared of me, heh. Try it, it works!
Alas, I’m in another room so I can’t actually follow my own advice. But fuck them I have biscuits and books and their bitching is based...
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FACT: Catching the eye of a woman you were...
…um, am I the only one who doesn’t do this?
Instead my inner voice goes
‘OH SHIT OH SHIT THEY KNOW I’M LOOKING AT THEM OH SHIT NOW THEY’RE WEIRDED OUT BY THIS UGLY DYKE LOOKING AT THEM UGHHHH LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY PRETEND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN AND OH GOD STOP BLUSHING YOU FREAK’
guh.
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Just 'cuz you whisperin' don't mean I don't hear...
You should know better than to think someone who listens to their music at an Acceptable Volume wouldn’t be able to hear you…
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Every time I see David Cameron on the news I just...
Still so baffled as to how he got into power
Still baffled as to why my disabled-living-on-benefits-piss-poor-lower-class Dad voted conservative, quoting Daily Mail bullshit when asked to justify himself
why why why
I know this isn’t a unique or original sentiment but I’m seriously getting pissed off by EVERYTHING the government has said in the last month. EVERYTHING’S SO TORY...
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How to identify a depressed antigender:
- in bed
- doesn’t want to talk to anyone
- simultaneously falls into self-loathing because no one ever makes an effort to talk to her/invites her out
even though it’s probably her own fault
- avoids social networks like the plague
- spends hours obsessively playing stupid computer games like the sims just to take her mind off life
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I ended up going out on Friday night
It was one of those good ol’ ‘I’m going out for no more than two drinks because I’m not really in the mood’ nights that turned into a ‘woke up on my living floor and had a two day hangover’ nights. Thank you, sambuca and Psychosocial’s non-watered down alcohol!
I very very rarely have memory blackouts but there is so much that is missing from my...
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January 2012
85 posts
Me: I'm a lesbian
Everyone: Omg how do two girls have sex?! Is it good? Is that even sex? How many girls have you slept with? Are you sure it's not just a stage? Have you ever TRIED having sex with a guy? How do you know that you don't like it? Do you want to be a boy? Are you sure? You don't look like a lesbian. Who's the guy in the relationship? You're going to Hell. God doesn't like gay people.
Anonymous asked: Who is "she"? And, do you not communicate with people when you're sad?
Anonymous asked: Someone will deal with it for you, if you just let them in once in a while...
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Redundant.
It’s probably wrong of me to think this, but I can’t help but be weirdly impressed at the fact I’ve worked in a graduate role and been made redundant before I’ve even graduated.
My inner child is like ‘WHOA THAT’S SUCH A GROWN UP SCENARIO’
My almost-adult-self is like ‘Wahhhhhhhh you loved that job and you loved having money and now you have to...
Anonymous asked: Hurry up and rescue me I don’t know how much longer I can wear this fucking mask. What does this mean?
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Tumblr road trip
• Save up shit loads of money
• Learn to drive/get good at hitchhiking
• Start in Canada
• Make my way from town to town down south, stopping to hang out with awesome tumblr folk on the way. For a couple of days or just or a cup of coffee, it would be awesome to meet every person I follow.
Hear your awesome accents. Listen to your thoughts and stories face-to-face. Steal a hug from those of...
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In my desperate attempt to tackle my fucked sleeping pattern, I made myself get up after 3 hours sleep, drink coffee all morning and crawl through the day.
10pm rolls round, oh I’m so tired, lets go to…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wake up. OH HEY ITS MORNING AND I’M SUPER AWAKE AND OH I WONDER WHEN MY ALARM WILL GO OFF *skips over to iPhone*
It was 11:58pm.
It’s now...
Hurry up and rescue me
I don’t know how much longer I can wear this fucking mask.