December 2010
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Sums up my life:
You post a reply to someone in their ask box, click the little submit-ty button thing
then your annoying mother walks past for THE BILLIONTH time (SERIOUSLY WHERE IS SHE EVEN GOING) and cuts the internet out
and tumblr shows nothing but a blank page of mystery!
DO YOU a) attempt to remember what the hell you wrote, send it again and possibly look like a stalkerish freak if it turns out it DID...
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Listen, if your man is telling you you’re hot—or your woman, whatever—just...
– April Flores (via fuckyeahfemmes)
As a lesbian who spent 3 and a half years with a truly plus sized girl, I can honestly say the least sexiest thing about her was when she refused to believe I thought she was hot.
And I am also a hideous hypocrite as my eating disorder used to make me do this...
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OMG MOTHER STOP WALKING UP AND DOWN THE HALL AND CUTTING OUT THE SHITTY INTERNET SIGNAL
WHERE ARE YOU EVEN WALKING TO AND WHY
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So I didn't make it back to Brighton...
Messed up trains and gooey parents mean I’m still at my parents’ house
But tomorrow…I go back to my hometown for the first time in a year and a half! I spent my life from age 5 - almost 19 there, most of my friends live there (I haven’t made many at uni, and none particularly close -.-), all my best memories happened back there and I’ve been horrifically homesick...
Mulan is my transgender hero
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2011 NY Resolutions
‘cos I’m in that kind of mood.
1. Get in shape and stop wasting money on food
2. Use this extra money towards your Glastonbury ticket
3. Volunteer at festivals again and spend more of them drunk - you’ll feel like shit during your shifts either way
4. Instead of getting angry when people show how immature/stupid/ridiculous they really are and then bitching at them, which...
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On my mind
1. Tumblr dashboard stop breaking and making me scroll allllll the way down again
2. My sleeping pattern is seriously fooked (it is 8:17am here, I have been up since midnight so it’s like, mid-afternoon in body clock terms guh)
3. seriously have the cutest cat ever and may have to steal her back to my flat secretly. by the time they find out IT IS TOO LATE. but she would miss stalking the...
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WHY SO HARD TO GET A GOOD THEME?!
I almost feel embarrassed for anyone to stumble across my page while it’s like this
woe
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Teacher asks you to pair up with a partner for a...
itsworththerisk:
ohitztyler:
Look at your friend across the room like.
This x30 ‘cos I went to an all girls school
Miss those days <3
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So there's this iPhone app called Qrushr...
if you:
a) have an iPhone b) are addicted to the app store even though you can’t afford your phone as it is and c) are a great big homo with a vagina
then you are not only oh-so-lucky enough to share these qualities with me but you also probably have seen Qrushr - and if you haven’t I highly recommend it because it’s frickin hilarious. Basically it’s just a chat thing for...
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