FACT: Catching the eye of a woman you were checking out makes you feel like a God

…um, am I the only one who doesn’t do this?

Instead my inner voice goes

‘OH SHIT OH SHIT THEY KNOW I’M LOOKING AT THEM OH SHIT NOW THEY’RE WEIRDED OUT BY THIS UGLY DYKE LOOKING AT THEM UGHHHH LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY PRETEND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN AND OH GOD STOP BLUSHING YOU FREAK’

guh.

(Source: lesbianfacts)

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    Not a lesbian, but yes!
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    And she smiled and got all sheepishly shy!
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    having a woman you think is attractive check you out and smile at you: even better.
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    And also leads to sex in 1.5 seconds ;D
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